Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Blondes

Well thanks so much to Becky for posting this and providing the inspiration today for my blog post. It's right up my alley!

(sub in whichever group instead of blonde if you would like -- just dumb people, lol)
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...duh...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into those darn little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated; they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it???
October - Hate M&M's...they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911...duh...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!

Thanks so so much for the laugh! After the night I had with family last night..I can't tell you how much I needed this!

1 comment:

  1. glad i could make your day a little brighter :)

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